*peering through ten layers of magnifying lenses as I tweak my disingenuous “clarifying question” about the difference between bisexuals and pansexuals with microscopically precise tweezers* a greater weapon than God himself could build…
The difference between bisexuals and pansexuals is that one grows down from the ceiling of the cave and one grows up from the floor. This is the final word on the subject.
Corgi on a Carousel
HIS NAME IS MEATBALL
This is the cutest thing omg
I love this.
Can’t not reblog Meatball the Corgi, plus the music!
game theory:
which pokemon could i most easily kill with my bare hands?
current first place: Mr. Mime.
Not because Mr. Mime is particularly weak, but because if I ever saw a Mr. Mime in real life I would be filled with the exact power needed to kill a Mr. Mime
me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who’s sitting in the cart trying to get their attention]
toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible]
mom: what?
toddler, even quieter: [incomprehensible]
dad: you gotta speak up, bud
toddler, at full volume: FUCK.
this actually made me laugh out loud
